Kevin began the meeting with a joke about two nuns – one who is mathematical and the other who is logical. They were being followed and the 2 nuns differed on how to deal with this. The punch line was “a nun can run faster with her skirt up than a man can with his pants down”. YOU GO, KEVIN! Elaine chose the word VET as the word of the day. It is a verb which means “to examine, investigate, or evaluate in a thorough or expert way”.
Marsha’s “YOUR BODY SPEAKS” speech was entitled “REST DAY”. She told a great story about a rafting trip she took, often referring to herself in the third person. Her exclamations, word usage, facial expressions, body language, and eye contact were awesome. Her speech was purposeful and funny as she gestured her way through a very animated story about a difficult rafting journey on Kicking Horse River. Elaine evaluated her speech and thought the only improvement would have been to show snapshots of herself when her ride was finally over. Bob said he would have liked to learn more about why the River had such a unique name.
Kevin’s speech, called ”The 3 Little Pigs”, was delivered after first advising us to pretend that we were once again 3 years old. This made us all pay closer attention to the story, as if hearing it for the first time. It was told with great inflection, as if the pigs were actually real. None of us remembered that there was actually a moral to the story. Bob loved Kevin’s version of the story and praised him for asking us to listen as if we were children. It made us all “hear” the story in a brand new light!
As Table Topics master, Kevin chose a question from a special deck of cards and picked his “victim” to provide the answer. Joe spoke about his favorite Wonder of the World, Elaine talked about her memorable hiking trip, and Sally talked about naming Snow White’s 8th dwarf “OPTIMA”. Bob told us about the fantastic time he had at the recent Spring Conference in East Windsor, Marsh said she would name the next hurricane “IVAN the Terrible” (after her cat IVAN), Blanche told us about the order in which she reads the Sunday newspaper, and Valerie explained why her favorite hobby is watching Black and White movies. Valerie was thrilled and surprised when she won infamous and coveted Table Topics Award!
Joe evaluated the meeting and thought it was a good time. The word VET was only used by Kevin and Marsha. During the New Business portion of the meeting, Marsh spoke about our club’s expected DISTINGUISHED designation. The meeting was adjourned at 8:32. Our next regular meeting will be on Monday, June 20th at 7 P.M.
Future Events:
Next Officer Training is at Church of Christ Church in Manchester, CT on Saturday June 25.